I'm still going to start that new blog!

As soon as the fantazmagoric new name is thunk up and put down keyboard to screen to you. Then you all will be able to walk down the online dating path with me, and experience all I have experienced and really, really learn so much. And once again, your life will improve drastically, and then you'll be like: gosh darn it I want to online date! Because I've got all the tools! And now I've heard all the stories! And you'll be armed with your special 50-point personality/attraction/IQ/What-kind-of-dog-am-I data enabling you to go on endless, fruitless dates. But hey, it's better than staying home on the weekend. Well. Sometimes it's better.