You ever just feel like....life sucks?

Because that's what this monkey is feeling today. Even the eye doctor can't pull me out of my pit of self-pity. I feel so sorry for myself! I need a government handout. I need a social program. I need someone sensitive to my sensitivities. I need someone to care about MY root causes! Sometimes being a self-sufficient monkey is hard, really hard. No amount of banana's or tree swinging is going to help. Guess I'll go listen to QOTSA and smoke some dope. Oh yes I will!

DISCLAIMER: THIS MONKEY IS A CLEAN TEEN.