Phil "Fucking" Keating - AGAIN

So's, Monday I was using the olde treadmill, and since I'm into multi-tasking, I like to listen to my headphones whilst watching the boob tube. I'm getting into the groove, watching FOX News, when who should pop up, on his very FIRST assignment? Phil Fucking Keating, that's who!

I - can't - escape - him! I can't! It's like I've got some messed up connection with him! Please - make it stop! I never watch the news EVER, especially national news programs, and the ONE TIME I DO, my eyes burn, tearing up from the sheer HORROR of what I see! Phil. Fucking. Keating. Blech.