O Kevin Spacey, this Monkey knows WHAT's UP

4am in a London park, his dog had "to go", how dare you imply otherwise? And, of course his penis had to go too, who knows where. So, anyways, Kevin falls for some "sob story" and lends his phone to some guy who then takes off and Kevin trips over his dog/pants trying to catch the thief! Stop thief!

Ain't nobody walk their doggie at 4am, well hardly nobody, and mostly if you are, it's for nefarious purposes! Like penis sucking! Right on!

Kevin Spacey got his blowjob, then got his stuff stolen. What price Penis Sucking? What price?