I have some sad, sad Monkey news

I have been forced, yes FORCED to place SIMM17 on leave due to allegations he hurt the feelings of several female CU students, causing irreparable harm and making them feel all like, sad and stuff.

Until further notice, said Monkey has been banned from this site. Here in the land of the Monkey, we treat all allegations as fact.

Here's to the CU 1-800 tipline, it's working already!