Hello our Beautiful Fans - Did you miss Us/Me?

I didn't think so. Oh, phew! Many adventures, this monkey is tired - tired - tired. Hey, I got something funny for yous guys. Please remember, it's snowing outside - this can mean only one thing:

YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! DIE ON THE ROAD!! FOR GODSAKES SLOW DOWN! AAAHHHHH!!!!

Uh, yes, That is why the tool in front of you is creeping along at 25mph