Monday, April 26, 2004

Resume Tips

Let me start by saying: this monkey is SICK & TIRED of reading resumes, yes I am. And still, still there is a PILE TO PLOW THROUGH. Here are some tips for those job seeking:

Change your email address to something more professional than jenilovegirl or sexymamma69. Yes indeed, those types of addresses say: stupid slut.

Check your spelling, check your spelling, check your spelling. Pleace.

Don't use some stupid flowery font rendering your resume unreadable.

Hmm, let's see, you've had 6 jobs this past year? Try keeping a job first.

Don't open with your career objective as: a company that knows how to treat their employess like humans. I smell bad attitude.

More to follow.

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