Youre not being SENSITIVE TO MY SENSITIVITIES

I'm very sensitive when being accused of being a....yuppie. Okay - where's my Volvo? Don't have one! Where's my black lab/golden retriever? Don't have one! Where are my birkinstocks? Don't own any! Where are my khaki shorts? Don't have ONE pair! Where is my Dave Matthews CD? Huh? Like I'd listen to that dribble?

Any way, everyone knows a REAL yuppie wouldn't know the name Josh Homme, while that one name sends me all a-flutter! Flutter! Flutter!