SIR - I VEHEMENTLY DISAGREE

I. AM. NOT. A. YUPPIE. I have never been! I will never be! Why, is there a MORE insulting thing you could possibly say? Is there a more low-down, back-stab set-up thing you could imply??? Say what you will, this Monkey ain't never been a yuppie.

I will however, tell you of my new Boyfriend.