Handicap plates = Fat & Lazy? Just a Theory

And not mine, I'll have you know. It's one of my friends, he claims 80% of all handicap plates go to people who are simply: Fat and Lazy. And can't drive, might I add? You know you're in trouble behind a handicap plate, but wait, let's cut them some slack, it's really hard to drive with your lobster claw hand and stubs for legs. Ahyeah - now we're doing the handicap jokes! Right on! PC'ers be DAMNED.