I don't like Granola Girls because....

They're bringing down women, they're too low-matinence, which means if you're the type of chick that likes to do your hair and nails, your clothes match, your boots kick serious ass, you like nice things - then you are too HIGH matinence, which can't be good - right? Which means you may expect the GUY to start cleaning up, to wear something other than blue jeans and old sneakers, to get his hair cut, look clean and smell good. Granola chicks suck, and not in a good way. They're a midwest creation, born and bred right in the heartland, jumping on their mountain bikes and spreading like a cancer across the land. In the end, all girls will be frumps.