Hippie vs. Granola

Hippie chicks: the stupid sway-dance, the shawls around the hips, long skirts, bad jewelry, hairy legs, a style to be sure, even if it's lame. Granola chicks: no rhythm, grungy Columbia jackets, blue jeans, bad jewelry, no style AT ALL, none, totally boring and way too natural. Granola girls wear ugly old birkinstocks, granola girls don't know how to dress up, it always looks wrong, pantyhouse with open-toed sandels, gunny-sack dresses, flyaway long hair.