Monday, March 22, 2004

Terry & Pam

Terry: likes to drink, beer, likes to sit out on the porch on an overturned 20 gallon paint jug, sip his beer, wearing his stained wife beater and boxer shorts. Sometimes the beer wells up in him, no where to go, so he cries beer tears, but he ain't sad!

Pam: likes to SIP, beer, in her chilled Dunkin Donuts coffee cup, likes to sit in her HI-CLASS apartment, you know the one done all in BLACK, with GOLD accents, and PANDA BEARS everywhere? She drenches herself in White Shoulders, teetering and tittering around in her spike heels, all 6'6 300 pounds of gently scented womanhood.

They both like wrassling, and Lifetime movies. They both smoke cigarettes, HERS are Virginia Slims. Because she is a LADY - thankyouverymuch.

Part II: Night out!

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