Broken Record Time!

I can't stand it any longer! The eye doctor must submit to my will! The first step in the plan involves an appointment, to check the eyes and to CHECK HIM OUT. Maybe up close I'll be all like - no way...but I doubt it very much. He's so little and sexy and compact and hard muscled. I want him to sit in my lap, we'll talk charity and such.

Okay, this time next month - if I remember - I'll make that appointment. The first appointment for the first day for the rest of my semi blind life! Yeah!!! Then I'll take him to my casa and have MY WAY. Bwahaha.

If the eye doctor only knew....