PHIL KEATING HAS A WEBSITE!

Arrggg - uggghhh-blecchhhh! The emotions stirring within me - I cannot describe! I'm short of breath, my fingers are shaking and my knees feel weak! OH THE MAJESTY of this fucking tweetiebird mini-man fuckhead having a website fills me with....JUMP FOR JOY! JUMP FOR JOY! Time to get the HATE AAOOONN! Let's link up to that Simms17, pronto already.