Crowd Cheers! Confetti! Dick Clark!

No, not New Year's - Super Intelligent Mystery Monkey's have broken 100 visitors in just, uh, SEVEN DAYS! (that's the "celebration" - get it?). Yagghhh! The din is overpowering! Drop the Ball! Glitz! Glamour! Mystery!

First, we must thank the big man upstairs. Then, the parental units. Then, you, our fan(s), we couldn't do it without you!!!!!!!!!