Now you're telling my Bro to move to Thornton?

Why don't you dickweed? Sounds more your style. Or, how about Lafayette? You'd do well there, full of new homes and safe, safe places to hang. And you all can keep your little noses in the air, because while you'd drop the big bucks at "Trader Joe's" you'll be damned if you shop at Wal-mart. You stuck-up Fucks.

I see all you you everyday. Dressed the same, talking the same, drinking your coffee in the morning, Chipolte or Heidi's for lunch? Sounds divine! And some free-range curry chicken for dinner? Oh and you KNOW the exact right wine for spicy curry huh! And on the weekend you get all geared up (who you riding for Fool?), strap your bike to the top of your VW/Honda/Range Rover and ride! You listen to lame music, real loud. You eat boring food. You fuck boring people. You ARE BORING.

No - YOU MOVE. You GET OUT OF NORTH DENVER. And we can harken back to the time where there was TRUE DIVERSITY amongst home-owners, renters and businesses. The whiteness is creeping past Federal (you know Federal? The Street you ALL AVOID because it's full of MEXICANS? Yea, we hear your little conversations), till the boringification of Denver is complete. We'll all be drinking soy milk before we know it. But not me! I'd rather die on my feet then live on my stomach with my head stuck in the sand of Boring Central.