I just can't quit gushing about the UKB

And not in a "gushing orgasm" sort of way, but rather in a chirpy, thousand-words-a-minute gushy-girlie way. He went on a TWENTY MILE WALK yesterday, whatta guy! And can you IMAGINE those thighs? I know I can! It's great when one can objectify the male across the ocean! What a small and wonderful world we live in! Fortunately for us, we are free-minded products of Western Civilazation, which means we can like one another, we can go out and have drinks, we can hold hands, we can kiss, we can even make love (you dig) without threats of, oh, mutilation, the acid-in-face thing, the brother-killing-sister thing, the honor-killing-thing....yes that's right! It's great to be free!

Of course, he's got to get HERE to the Mile Hi City, before these good things can happen...but they will! You betcha!

So, what things shouldn't he miss in Denver? I know, CASA BONITA, but what else? What else?