The EDGE - Grandma's edge that is - and YES BABY I can HANDLE THAT

First off, been here ten years and still a stranger? Ok. Second off, still going to Prim-ass concerts? Ok. Thirdly drive a VW STATION WAGON? Ok. Take digital pictures of slang Lake sunsets (sigh, so pretty-pretty little kitten)? Ok. That ain't havin an "Edge" guy and I'm here to set you straight. Does having the "Edge" have anything to do with RightGuard deodorant? Cause that's what it smells like.

Go whine to Wesley Clark, you're both losers.

THE END. The Monkeys Have Spoken.