There ain't no Butter Churnin going on in Colonial Times

Why? Because they're all to busy making their 21st century STAND. I hate this show, and I don't care if they're bringing in new people, I still hate it. Bunch of publicity ho's out for their 15 minutes with nary a thought of keeping it "17th Century Real". Oh, I don't want to cover my hair, oh I don't want to attend service, oh I don't want to curb my profanity.

Listen, all you know these Monkeys here have dirty, dirty mouths. BUT, were we to agree to appear on the show you'd hear nary a cussword, unbelievable I know - but OH SO TRUE.

That being said, sure I'll tune in tonight to get my hate on.