I hate Rocky DiSpirto with a Red Hot Passion

What a pompous little prick. Signing his book before casting his weak-kneed glance all around then pulling a crumpled up review from his back pocket and firing this guy. He's such an asshole, it's almost unbelievable. Will this affect his popularity AT ALL? It should. Listen, he's not that cute, he looks greasy most of the time, and he dresses way too trendy, he's gross and demeaning to women, yuck, and these women just lap it up, I guess it's true your ego would be pretty big were you Rocky Balboa-DiSiprto, if his right hand doesn't getcha then the left one will, you got a faithful wife, you can cook, you're going bald but you cover it up pretty well, you're eye of the tiger.... He's a real idiot. I don't understand, please let this show wreck his career. But who am I kidding? He'll only get bigger.