You Want To See Some Characters?

Take yourself down to King Soopers by Tamarac Square. Approx 6:45 pm Sat Night: Deli counter, old lady at cash register, flowered polyester dress, green heavy knit socks/knee-hi's, red shower sandals, earnestly speaking to the King Soopers deli clerk, wearing her King Soopers deli outfit and suave deli cap - atop of which was draped what looked like an open diaper. Some sort of deli promotion? Tie-in? I don't understand, I don't try to understand, I'm only here to give the facts. It's time like this I look around and wonder - where's the camera? And no, I won't sign release papers.