Driving in Denver
It's how it always goes, you're driving along, making good time - up ahead you see a line of cars, crawling along, why? The reasons are many, here are a few...
1. A Buick. You know there will be trouble if there's a Buick in front of you.
2. Handicap sticker - same diff, pure trouble
3. Howard Dean sticker - and you think, like, they can drive the speed limit?
4. Dog slobber covered windows
5. Baby on Board sticker
6. Women
They cruise along, in the "fast" lane, a steady 25 mph. A line of cars? A mile long? Huh - cars BEHIND them? There are cars there? Wha? Duhhhh. It's pure arrogance, coupled with stupidity. You ain't going nowhere - so just sit back and wait for them to putt-putt home, or a chance to pass.
And don't get me started on phantom brakers.
1. A Buick. You know there will be trouble if there's a Buick in front of you.
2. Handicap sticker - same diff, pure trouble
3. Howard Dean sticker - and you think, like, they can drive the speed limit?
4. Dog slobber covered windows
5. Baby on Board sticker
6. Women
They cruise along, in the "fast" lane, a steady 25 mph. A line of cars? A mile long? Huh - cars BEHIND them? There are cars there? Wha? Duhhhh. It's pure arrogance, coupled with stupidity. You ain't going nowhere - so just sit back and wait for them to putt-putt home, or a chance to pass.
And don't get me started on phantom brakers.
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