Wednesday, March 03, 2004

Marriage...It's for ALL Tools, not just Straight Ones

I agree. The USA should recognize and legalize same sex marriage, it will happen in my lifetime. I'll trot out the old "my best friend is gay" line (he is), we've been friends since 1985 and he is a fine, upstanding gentleman who would make some lucky guy a wonderful husband. He is one of the best people I've ever known, gay or straight. He doesn't screw dogs or children (I've read the "once gays can marry, I can marry my dog - what's stopping me???" line too many times, - bitch, please.), he doesn't troll the parks for easy prey, gay pride parades make his skin crawl, he's kind to old people and animals, he works hard, he's funny and smart and kind and responsible. He's single, he wants kids, he wants to be married, I want him to have that chance. I hope he gets it.

That being said - I'll state again I'm not a one-issue voter, so I'll still vote Bush. Well, I am a one-issue voter in the sense I vote for the candidate I belive will best crush the freakazoid islamic death worshiping aholes to a fine powder. No matter how long it takes. Plus, Bush is WAY cuter than Kerry.

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