You know what I hate?

Well, too many things to list right now, so we'll focus on one: Bitches in Bugs. The new ones, soo cute dontchaknow. And lookie, a little FLOWER on the dash, isn't that soo cute? And lookie here, I've got POLKA DOTS on mine! Ahhh, that is sooo cute! And watch me! I can't drive! Uh-uh I really can't! Isn't that sooo cute? I'm confused! What's a "four-way stop" anyways? Well, it means that you park your ASS at the sign until the all the other cars go, every single one, I don't care if there's a line of cars 5 deep at one sign - you don't "get it" so stay put till all the other big-scary cars go and you're left all alone. There there stupid one, all is okay.